Jokes

 

An important survival technique for the budding official is to develop a good sense of humour as despite the most complete preparation, things will always go wrong. These pages are merely an effort to have everyone remember that there is always a lighter side to things. Most meets survive the biggest of blunders as I and anyone who has seen me work can attest!

The Top Ten List

Top 10 Signs You're Going To Have a Rough Meet as a Referee Top 10 Signs that the Officials are Catching on to Your Illegal Breastroke Kick
Top 10 Signs that the Referee is Nuts! Top 10 Signs that You're NOT Cut Out to be a Starter
Top Ten Physical Attributes for a Swim Offiicial Top 10 Signs that Your Meet is Overcommercialized
Top 10 Hints that You'll be doing Doping Control (Pee Inspector) at the Meet Top 10 Hints that You are Officiating at a Bad Meet
Top 10 Things from Batman and Robin that could be used at a Swim Meet

 

The Unofficial Guides to Officiating

How to Survive a Meet as a Timer Survival Tips for Stroke and Turn


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