Top 10 Signs That Your Meet is Over Commercialized

1. Lanelines have been replaced by strings of empty coke cans

2. The two Referees have to duke it out over who has to wear the Ronald McDonald suit for finals.

3. Unexpected commercial pause during the 50 metre final.

4. Meet headphones noted to have "Mickey Mouse" ear extensions.

5. Starters have to dress up as "Yosemite Sam" for finals.

6. Meet announcer replaced by Don Cherry for colour commentary on international competitors

7. Meet events announced by Playboy Bunnies who circle the pool holding up the appropriate event number.

8. 50 Free Eliminator event sponsored by Ex-Lax.

9. Complimentary Swim Cap noted to have been provided by leading condom manufacturer.

10. Side Stroke Judges have to wear "Sandwich Boards" announcing "Eat at Joe's Deli" as they walk up and down the pool.