Top 10 Items From the Movie "Batman and Robin" That Could Be Used in a Meet

1. All Stroke and Turn Judges Outfitted with "Mr. Freeze" Guns to eliminate problems with questioned calls

2. "Poison Ivy" pink love cloud to blow on irate coaches

3. Batarang ropes to get rid of that false start rope problem

4. Batmobile for quick escapes by the Ref after the meet

5. Uma Thurman

6. George Clooney (for the women officials sake)

7. Alfred to go and get the Ref. something to eat and drink

8. The Bat Spotlight to announce the next event

9. Bruce Wayne's money to be able to afford to park at U.B.C.

10. Complete Robin's "Holy whatever" manual to be memorized by Starter prior to meet